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Everyone has a dream. Bob's dream is to shoot himself into space and build a ranch on Mars with six sheep of varying breeds. But Bob can't reach this goal without help from loyal internet surfers like yourself. Won't you pitch in and buy a tiny, sheep oxygen mask for one of these woolly adventurers? Your generous contribution will help Bob buy the lifetime supply of Mountain Dew, White Castle Sliders, and Sheep Chow that he so desperately needs to complete this mission. When you contribute, your name will be added to the list of generous supporters shown to the super-intelligent Martians when Bob completes his ascent to the red planet. The Martians in turn will undoubtedly "shower you with money and gold and caramel and what not." So what are you waiting for? For the love of God, send Bob to Mars!